Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My Tattoo Itches.

not all girls with tongue rings suck dick... but 9 times outta 10... they do...

but that makes dudes kinda dumb for getting juiced about meeting a girl with a tongue piercing... cuz if she'll willingly suck u up with that ring... it's more than likely to have rubbed up and down another guy's penis. chances of her sterilizing that little silver ball after issuing some crucial head is, i'd say.... unlikely

ahh. if this (fully) applied to me, i definitely woulnd't be posting this... i'm a little more paranoid than the average germophobe.

so then my mind wandered to a completely unrelated subject...

and....

i think the chances of me being able to identify Asians by their native countries (ie... being able to say 'that girl isn't chinese-- she's taiwanese') are about equal to some Asian American being able to say 'hey... that man isn't just african... he's ghanaian.'

point is...

well i guess i don't have one :]

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