"Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML"
lmao this shit was so funny to me. ionno why it reminded me of my most recent ex... sounds like some shit he'd say... or think
"Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML"
lmfaoo this... this was just funny.
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