blehhhhhh fuck my life.
nahh not even, i'm not trippen cuz i got a cool ass surprise by my doctor and his 2 nurses...
i went to the Student Health building earlier today and had to keep gettin passed from nurse to nurse cuz they didn't know what was wrong with my throat/tonsils.
each one took my pulse first with the stethoscope and then through my wrist the good old fashioned way... each one asked if i was an athlete... so i gave em my 'hellll nah' response cuz i'm super far from an athlete at the moment...
(freshman 15 is having its way with me)
i finally get to see the doctor, who's some old nice white man... he goes through the saaame heart-rate procedure and asks me yet again if i play sports...
so this time i ask why, and he's like
'u have a real mellow, chill heartbeat that i usually don't come across very often'
before i took that junk as a compliment, i asked if that was good or bad. since i'm a healthy person overall, it's definitely not detrimental to my health...
veeeery long story short:
i'm a chill ass mellow person.. check my heartbeat... then:
fucks with me.
1 comment:
thats tite. my doctor would, unfortunately, probably say the opposite...
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